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Hiya anon.
Surprisingly no. It isn’t Chase.
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“whats up”
“the roof”
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are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
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my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
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HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
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“yea or nay” i ask the jury. one by one they all stand up. “nay” they say. tears fill my eyes. the bill will not pass. now my son will never get the education he needs. why did i think a jury full of horses was a good idea
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if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at
your bodymeif he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at
your facemeif he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at
your soulme
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